Pure water used to be โฆ5.
Harmattan used to be cold.
December used to feel like December.
Indomie seasoning used to have more power.
Garri used to swell like it had a personal mission.
โฆ1,000 used to be serious money.
Saturday morning used to belong to cartoons.
Black nylon is now transparent.
Beans takes just 30 minutes to cook.
Sardine no dey sweet again.
Yam no dey scratch again.
Orange seeds no dey many inside again.
1 year isnโt up to 365 days anymore.
Butterflies have gone extinct.
Data subscriptions disappear like gas