The Sassanid

Comic, writer, sportscaster @FATGofficial and host. Host of The Funny Side on @NigeriaInfoFM(10PM MONDAYS TO THURSDAY)
Email for enquiries: [email protected]

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Thank you!!! That'll be me...

[Nigeria Info FM 99.3 @NigeriainfoFM]

FATG Trump speaks: "I hope there is no 'stolen vote' in the match result." 😆

Do you suspect any stolen vote in the match result on Sunday? #MUNLIV #FACup

#LetsTalk #FATGlive

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

If you are a Lagos resident using public transportation to work today, just observe your fellow passengers, look at them, ALL of them are tired! Tired from returning from work yesterday at 11pm and waking up by 3:30am today.

Rubbish lifestyle and a useless, smelly city with zero waste management system that looks down on other premium cities like Kano, Kaduna, Jos, Uyo and Port Harcourt.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@walegates I think you have your records and timelines messed up there...

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

There's something to learn there. Tyler Perry's business operation is phenomenal and it's something to emulate.

[Dams. @damisiabijo]

All making sense now.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Once it is time to play for England, he's always fit for some reason.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

John Stones’ performance against Norway has fuelled discussions that he is England’s best centre-back since Bobby Moore.

But he finds himself in the peculiar situation of playing at the World Cup without a club after leaving Manchester City at the end of last season.

But his search for a new club will wait, with a World Cup semi-final against Argentina on the horizon...

📝 @SamLee

🔗 https://t.co/HrfQb4xeKU

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@DannyJamieson even your players see what your colleagues are up to. They see the patterns.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Harry Kane has addressed those post-match England interviews from Thomas Tuchel and Jude Bellingham...

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

That place go dey gba wetin no good, guy....

[Ehizokhae Erewele, MD @drip________]

I just know king’s landing smells like obalende. I know itttt.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Just mean dey talk rubbish dey go.... "Let him play for a relevant team". Even oafs have Twitter too now...

[Retired_øx @hadexiss]

He’s not playing for a relevant team yet, no one is hating a player from Manchester city, let him play for either of the top team and see he’s hate able

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@MartinoPooch Don't really care for them. They are terrible to do business with...

[Seyi Makinde @seyimakinde]

Statewide Broadcast by His Excellency Seyi Makinde, FNSE, Executive Governor of Oyo State, Following the Safe Return of the Oriire Abductees - 13 July 2026

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Look at this idiot....

[Gary Al-Smith @garyalsmith]

🇸🇳 Senegal FA boss Abdoulaye Fall: “I discovered too late that the nat'l team doctor did not have the appropriate academic background...

He's a gynecologist and obstetrician. From what I was told, the players did not have confidence in the support they were receiving.” 🤯

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Shebi na for who see who to fok...

[Pacino @J3nnie_C]

Sick of the “Gym always makes you horny” tweets.

I’m begging you people please it’s enough.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@Coops138 @DannyJamieson It's almost like the sound bite, the engagement and hits it will get is more important than the whole point of going to America in the first place

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@Coops138 @DannyJamieson ... and exploit an already shaky relationship between one of the best players and his coach while ruining team chemistry. I understand it now.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@acmilan the coast is clear now!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Antonio Silva has decided to reject Benfica new deal proposal and will now assess offers to leave the club this summer.

Decision made with his agent Jorge Mendes, as Record reported. 🔴👋🏼

Proposals to be considered from now on.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@stephie_coco Dem never off that app?

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

So a dead woman was found naked in David Umahi house, is he into organ harvesting or rituals?🤷🏾‍♂️

Why is he not yet in police custody?

If it were any other common citizen, these are the allegations and questions we will be asking.

Where are our Feminists?

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

I know a John Goodman voice when I hear it. Just couldn't recognise him. He lost weight?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Alejandro G. Iñárritu's ‘DIGGER’, starring Tom Cruise.

The film follows the most powerful CEO in the world who must save the world from a disaster that he created.

In theaters on October 2.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@_tea_anna Good show that

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@TheToluDaniels_ Inter and Juve just dey vex me. Dey argue over player wey you no fit afford but you go dey whine yourself and your fans...

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

He can run from it or whatever but politics is in his future. And he will do it well...

[B/R Football @brfootball]

France fans would gladly make Kylian Mbappé their president 🇫🇷🤣