Reaver

[IC Account for Swtor Ebon Hawke Rp Account] Hunter for hire. Message for rates and Résumé. Currently operating in Outer Rim Territories.

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@glitterbublegum [[ I call it spacebook lmao

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Nexu are not good copilots.

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My ex would kill me if she knew I'd called her a bucket head.

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Been a long time since I paid attention to what those bucket heads were up to.

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I can't believe I didn't see it coming that Shae would be the next Mandalore. I remember when she was in Malgus' pocket, heh.

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@Pacdita Drop to my level? Ain't no droid in the galaxy better than me.

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Sky troopers sound dumb. Why do droids all sound stupid.

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@Common_Blurrg mmnnmm

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@Qasurriq And, Uh, you should probably get used to holding a blaster for long periods of time while running around. Build up endurance.

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@Qasurriq It's alright if you need to hold your breath to line up a shot but you can't hold your breath forever.

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@Qasurriq Don't hold your finger on the trigger. Give the blaster enough time to cool between firing.

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@Qasurriq The key to hitting things is not shooting where the target is, but where the target will be.

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@LegitRealDoctor have ever had a bantha blurrger? if you are considering a double meat sandwich, this is the one to try

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@LegitRealDoctor yeah blurrgs taste great

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I pulled off his 'head' when I tried to shake him awake and it was the worst time ever.

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I've been talking to @natedang3r 's empty armor for about ten minutes cause he left it in a pose like it was lying on a couch. Who does that

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Some arena beast masters are so dumb. Anyone that thinks 'taming' a rancor is a good idea should probably change their name to Rancor snack.

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Hah some arena fighter attached a gun to a rancor that had lost his arm, and all he did was beat people to death with his expensive new club

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@punchfisting @LegitRealDoctor that's the first honest name you've given to a recipe honestly

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I count myself lucky I still look kinda human instead of those 70% droid-like cyborgs you see running around.