𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒

East coast born | west coast livin • Servant to KWJ & ASJ • Wife LDJ

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@kmikko_ I’ll be your surrogate, bitch. Impregnate me.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

I usually get jazzed about a good @OldNavy sale. But then I suddenly have a bout of PTSD from every time I’ve gone, pulled from the rack that has the sale signage, only to get to the register be told “oh no. It’s only select styles. It’s a guessing game” so then I walk out sad.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@enews Am I the only one who spots all that cocaine on the table or... lol

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

I will walk Across America no matter what.
KEEP GOING.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

Fun fact about me. In 2009 I went to Soaring Eagle to watch @DogBountyHunter speak on stage ...but I actually balled like a baby when @MrsdogC came on stage because I loved her so much. #NoShame

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

I mean, I think there’s more pressing issues going on in the world right now other than Lara Spencer making a comment about the heir to the thrown’s extra curricular activities. But what do I know?

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@PatrickSlavin1 I fuck hard with bread, butter and sketti Sammy’s, Pat.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

I love when moms are like “how do I stop breastfeeding?!”
Uh, well Susan, you literally leave your shirt on and tell them “no”. Your kid will not starve if provided milk from a bottle. You’re doing it for you.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

Wow what a terrible day at work.

[Shelby @shelbyysuxx]

I’ve just accepted that I will always have camel toe no matter what and that’s that on that.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

The plague hit our house last week. I thought I dodged it by overdosing on airborne and not sharing snacks with the girls. Jokes on because #TweetsFromTheSeat

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@rachasaurus13 Arizona’s nice 🌵

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

One of my dearest friends reached out to me for guidance because she lost her baby at 7 months pregnant. You guys, I wish I had answers. Sometimes things that happen to us will never make sense but I promise, you’re never alone❤️

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@eeelijahhh She’s too good and hot for you.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

Uhhhh

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

SHOCKING! YouTuber @brookehouts uploads a unedited wrong video file to her channel! The Unedited version shows her ABUSING HER DOG!

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@JakeKores4 Bout the same time your cocaine did.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

Imagine being so uneducated that when someone shows you facts that counteract your opinion, all you resent to is calling the opposing party names and telling them they’re stupid for not thinking the same way as you.

[𝔸 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕒 𝕟 𝕕 𝕣 𝕒 @Didlake0701]

@eeelijahhh Me.