Robby Rio

Self-expression. Nothing personal.

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#IdLikeToTakeThisOpportunity to show you a profile of my dog, Nigel.

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Flying pigs.

#ThingsToImagineBesidesDragons

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Pizza delivery here!!!
#ThatsWhenITurnedOffTheTV

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This GoT episode didn't show boobies
#ThatsWhenITurnedOffTheTV

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He was about to attempt to kick another field goal for the win
#ThatsWhenITurnedOffTheTV

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#WarmAFilm
The Good, the Bad and the Snuggly

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#WaysToMakeAmends
A wet kiss👄

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#WhenIGetUnsolicitedAdvice I say "Thank you for your unsolicited advice." 🙄

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#WaysToMakeAmends
Doughnuts of course!!

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#UnlikelyVacationSouvenirs
STDs

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#ThingsIWouldBan
Nuclear weapons.

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#ThingsIWouldBan
Speedos for men.

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#SongsGhostsWouldSing
"Goblin You" by Minnie Riphertongue

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#MansSecondBestFriend
My alter ego😉

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#ItsNormalForMeTo find things I don't need and can't find things I really need.

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#ThingsThatGoBumpInTheDay
A parade of pregnant women.

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#ThingsThatGoBumpInTheDay
My car trying to avoid these stupid potholes

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#OldThingsIWantBack
My sanity.

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#AddOreosImproveAnything
Your money OREO life?

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#ComplimentYourEnemies
You look like Brad's armPitt.

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#AddOreosImproveAnything
🎶Oreo lonesome tonight...?🎶