diddydarkbeast

existential and so strange

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Just got some new crazy girlfriend material

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My phone probably wondering why I look up crows all the time

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Why do they wear headphones on podcasts?

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Never expect to find a quarter at the grocery store

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Burrito boys needs learn how to salt their food

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I want to grow one of those giant pumpkins

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What the bunk

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@eimitsufemjinn lol I could say the same to you, ragebaiter gets ragebaited

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I hate men

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@eimitsufemjinn You tweet for views, I tweet for fun, we are not the same bro #makingitintherealworld

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Just took a shit that left me panting like a dog

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Sometimes you gotta open a bar and it’s called dick suckin balls

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Who wants to try Mountain Dew baja blast with meeee

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Chickmunts

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Feeling the depression creep back up

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You know what I like writing on napkins

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I wish I was a more proficient online shopper

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Coconut nostalgia

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How much longer should I let this untreated ADHD go on for?

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Zeaman semen