Sam

my eternal monologue.
i am as vain as i allow

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

Not to hurt anyone’s beliefs, but every time a disaster occurs and the statue or temple stands firm, it implies that God saves Himself, not the people.

[Kat @ShaabaashKat]

Bhaiya honge aapke 🤚

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@ilicrities like i kissed all of them during our trip when we were drunk

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@ilicrities block him baby

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@ilicrities pretty sure i’m on the real one

[r 🐢 @excalilburned]

sleepover at my place but instead of beer pong we're gonna update our cv and doing the mass apply

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@Haloe49 you need to come to punjab or like haryana (specifically ambala) and get it fresh from here

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@ilicrities it’s an uncle who’s married that is catfishing you

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@ilicrities so this is canon

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

Kriti Sanon

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@hartlocketz which is sad when you think about it

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@hartlocketz few months more and i’ll no longer be a kid

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@hartlocketz hold your breath for as long as you can

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@hartlocketz 12th grade sucks the life out of you

[. @romanpigester]

fake atheist i saw u on crying on bhar do jholi ya muhammad

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

That’s how propaganda is supposed to work

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

@tanisqqqq oh baby, you’re in for a ride, you get obsessed

[Roh Emma @Roh_Emma]

If I’m ever pregnant and cannot access abortion, I will kill myself to avoid childbirth

[Mehek @MehekF]

India is on sale, sale, sale..

[Sam @didyousay_sam]

ok capitalism

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

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