didyousaydevlin

let me eat cake

[َ @awzshiii]

& sometimes the healed version is meaner

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

Can you put me more cowboy than you by the brudi brothers on or what @TouchTunes

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

the dog days are in fact just starting

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

also fuck whatever child hood bullshit that made me so indecisive

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

thank god nobody can read the cursive on my arm and I can hide the fact I have a zach bryan tattoo in these trying times

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

@CrowdStrike y’all got a private jet I ain’t covering my friends shift

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

You look like Mr. krabs without the shell. I’m convinced this is a satire account now

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

I would start with 10k steps per day! And try your best to eat less than 2000 calories!

I would find a different personal trainer because clearly he needs to update his certifications!

You can do it Drew I believe in you! 😁👍🏻

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

@TouchTunes WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT WORKINF ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT UR FUCKING UP MY MONEY

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

gas prices, groceries, houses etc etc can we talk about when fills were fkn $15

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

@skims I accidentally bought the wrong size but already washed it ill die if I don’t get another one

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

@zachlanebryan I’m patiently waiting in the queue right now with my Godspeed tattoo, if I don’t get to see you my heart will HURT

[annamarie @tpwkcullen]

since the hunger games revolution is happening y’all literally never even cared about this bomb ass edit i made during the euphoria era

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

may i plz have another song @MileyCyrus

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

as long as i get @MileyCyrus new album 2023 will be just fine for me

[didyousaydevlin @didyousaydevv]

this life isn’t easy

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

my girl can wear whatever she want cause im scared of her

[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.