Tom Schumacher

La cocina española está llena de ajo y de preocupaciones religiosas. -- Julio Camba

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@maxrushden @JohnBrewin_ @jonawils @NickyBandini Why do so many players hike up their shorts and tuck the legs into their Y-fronts? Rice has been doing this all year at Arsenal. Just wear shorter shorts!

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@BrendyBoyle Tbf, so is everyone else involved.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@FOXSports @FOXSoccer At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@Keithharris76 @maxrushden I was thinking exactly this.

[Luke Kawa @LJKawa]

Because things are looking grave

[nick @unionnick]

shoutout to the democratic party i genuinely have no faith in your ability to agitate around this onion-level headline in any meaningful way

[Brian Callaci @brian_callaci]

No juice. Without Peter Thiel $$$ this guy is a BigLaw associate in the Phoenix office doing water rights litigation for Intel

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@BrankoMilan Someone tell Mariano Rajoy.

[Katherine Moore 🌻 @More_Kat_Moore]

I’m as Green as they come but you can just fuck off forever with these headlines while AI data centres exist.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

He Lived Here for 35 Years. Put Three Kids in College. ICE Killed Him.

A tough read from @Carrasquillo
on Lorenzo Araujo

https://t.co/5o6fRfaOpi

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@BrendyBoyle Besides his iconic calling of the game, he is also one of the most insightful commentators over here. He has not shied away from criticizing the ad breaks or the constant cut-aways to celebrities.

[Mark O'Sullivan PhD @markstkhlm]

Recreation approach ;-) Haaland spent the next eight years involved in handball, athletics and cross-country skiing as well as football. Norway’s handball setup reportedly wanted him before he chose football at 14. https://t.co/KGVWCcRwL5

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

somewhat funny to decide to summarize this long story by using bullet points with bolded text for the important parts

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@FidelityPeddler @franklinleonard @NobletStrength @AlexiLalas Raise the top marginal tax rate. There is plenty of money for this. It's a choice.

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@sidlowe My first thought was, Made in Oviedo!

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

getting unreasonably mad at this guy who “fixes” famous logos and consistently makes them a hundred times worse

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@sidlowe Uno de enero, dos de febrero....

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

If socialist countries had committed this crime, every classroom in the capitalist world would be teaching it for generations.

[Tom Schumacher @diePlebejer]

@VersoBooks