Avery

There will always be people smarter than you. Like me.

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@MahDryBread caught this little guy and thought of your bug type run, love the videos

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@fluffyguy do a show at Greenville South Carolina

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@miss_maddi I love how you will waste gas by driving around just so we can finish listening to a song#THISISHOWWEDO

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@miss_maddi what day is it?#MeanGirls

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

We made it to @krispykreme! Had to drive around the world to find a parking spot because drive thru makes @Man0Renaissance choose too quick

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

So @Man0Renaissance just did the donut joke that @fluffyguy does... And the car beside us had the funniest reaction! Wish I had a picture!

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

Just landed and tension is high

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@partyfessional why don't you go back to your home on whore island

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

Me: "what are you eating?
@Averythenerd: "water."
Me: "you can't eat water."
A: "you can freeze it and then chew it:" ah, touché.

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

"It's so white outside I feel like I'm at a republican convention" -@Averythenerd

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

"I like my women like I like my pizza, a little bit loose." -@Averythenerd 😳😳😳

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@Mel_Is_The_Shit my niece kicked me in the chest and I said nana this is not Sparta and she yells in my face YES IT IS UGGGG!!!!!!!#spartans

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@miss_maddi you pushed me out of my bed so you could lie down and watch #likestowatch

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@miss_maddi don't hate if I was gay I would dress better and would be a better cook

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@miss_maddi @rihanna on pandora waiting for a lady gaga song to come on #gaga4gaga

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@smoshanthony what are you kidding me did your parents hate you?

[Maddi @miss_maddi]

And a puppy. Boom. @cheerios nailed that commercial this year!

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@miss_maddi I was sitting next to you you weren't crying #LiesToldOnTwitter

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

@miss_maddi @Averythenerd I have a life outside of the house in unlike you

[Avery @die_A_bed_tics]

Year six of my choosing the losing team lets keep the record going#unlucky