Diego

Design Architect | UTSA19’🤙🏼 | $diegogordz

[Saad🇸🇦 @9yzzt]

@RockstarGames

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Me when I press decline on the cash register when it asks me if I want to donate to charity

[Tirso @t_tangents]

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE AHJDBDSKMSBS

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[Dr Phoxotic @Phoxotic]

The legal system be like:

[Daniel @DanielTrujiillo]

Un par de colapsos mentales más y ya es navidad.

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[saint anthony @saint_AnthonyIV]

When you marked white on the job application, and then came in a full nigga.

[Volcanico @LauvtMoon]

Yo sobrio // Yo bien pedo

[aru @pologt3435]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[monty @monty_avo]

walked into my apartment with my lights cut off because i forgot to update the card on my account

[James @JamesPhl96]

A 65° morning will heal you

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

My dumbass thought the water was already on

[Duolingo @duolingo]

spent a week learning Spanish for a date that just dumped me over text

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me in the mirror after having a breakdown

[Seo ᛪ༙ @katraii02]

smelling weed in public has me acting like a cartoon character floating towards a pie on the windowsill

[Aaron @aaronp613]

We really got Apple Pay in Walmart before GTA 6

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

The dog looked at the camera and said watch this!!

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

JAJSJSJJAAJ

[Samuuu | ▲ @miiyashei]

god bless whoever at Nintendo decided to put a charging port at the top of the Nintendo Switch 2