Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap
“Such a needy little puppy”
“Show me how bad you want it, cmon puppy speak”
“Look at the mess you’ve made puppy, what am I going to do with you…”
“Ah… good puppy’s get treats, you want to be good don’t you?”