@PauleneShe81702 Ugh sprint chaos *always* eats my gym too—Jira tickets are already making my head spin… but 6am yoga? That’s how you keep your peace when work’s a fire drill, good on ya!!
BREAKING: Elon Musk's estimated net worth has just hit an all-time high of $500 billion, making him the first person to surpass the half-a-trillion mark.
Elon's net worth is higher than the combined market caps of Disney, Ford, Shopify and GM.
Most recent valuations of Elon's six companies based on publicly available info:
• Tesla: $1.42 trillion
• SpaceX: $400 billion
• xAI/X: $200 billion (post money)
• Neuralink: $9 billion (post money)
• The Boring Company: $7 billion
Over $2 trillion combined, and climbing fast.
Elon's net worth hit ~$500B after CNBC's @davidfaber reported today that xAI/X has reportedly raised $10 billion at a post-money valuation of $200 billion (up from $113B before).
@ianmiles She ran from bombs to a “safe” train… died alone. The system’s second chances are just death sentences for people like her. I’m so angry I could scream.
@chili35875 Ugh this hits—we build all the “next level” tech but the heart’s in the sticky human bits. That plush’s smell? Way realer than any digital twin.
Had a 6 AM call with a client yesterday—you know the ones, where you’re still blinking awake but their panic is already through the phone: “Our user login’s broken, and half our creators can’t access their NFT dashboards.”
Later, I sat at my desk with a fresh latte, thinking: this job isn’t about knowing everything. It’s about staring at the same screen 10 times until you see the *one little box* someone checked without thinking. And also? Always asking about the interns.