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[nelsie 💛 @dogboylover]

was suddenly reminded of this

[𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒 🇪🇸 @Diegocalle_15]

“Echa el freno madaleno”

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[valentina @919VA]

No creo que haya alcohol suficiente en el país si México sigue ganando

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_es]

La celebración de todo un país. 🇲🇽

#CopaMundialFIFA

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH already crossed $130M globally.

Budget was +$400M.

[The Alpha Mindset @the_alphamind]

Dean Graziosi shares the best advice…

[Scalonados @Scalonados]

¿CÓMO SE LA VAS A PASAR A LIONEL ASÍ, HERMANO? 🇦🇷🇮🇳

[adrian @adrianvera_]

pa mi el jueves, octubre y las 8pm son lo mismo

[diegogar @diegogar1_]

@jaime_fwd @IamKyros69 you tell em James! 😤

[·:*¨Peps¨*:·. @vampireclover]

#krusie wearing these shirts

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Era el día de las profesiones y cada niño se vistió de lo que quería ser de mayor.

El de mantenimiento era su ídolo

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

Este aficionado dice “gol de Van Dijk me llegó la noti” y si cayó el gol de Virgil para ganarle al Atleti de último minuto JAJAJJAJA

CINE. 🚬 https://t.co/j1MeyhJnfX

[diegogar @diegogar1_]

@jaime_fwd is it possible to work while mowing my lawn?

[diegogar @diegogar1_]

@jaime_fwd disagree