diego

I buy karate trophies at garage sales.

[diego @diegoturtle90]

@OlympianGerm

[mike @painbuiltt]

no way!

[diego @diegoturtle90]

@georgsoup Real (i am ai)

[gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE @coffinposting]

killing is distasteful to him... but slaying isn't 😜

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yea they takin his ass straight to Arkham Asylum

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

lowkey serving mister chedda

[diego @diegoturtle90]

@PhobiesGame I love ur game but i think adding a ton of #s ruins any chance ur tweets have of going viral.

[diego @diegoturtle90]

What would you do in i poured maple syrup into your bones so now its in there forever?

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

POST YOUR BLURRY CATS

[Brady @pebbut]

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

[ؘ @markieful]

walter white seeing people hate his wife for being a normal person while hes the worst person ever