dieg

don’t kill me, just help me run away

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

Oh my god, i’ve met harambe

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[Maciej Cepnik 🇵🇱 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 @CepnikMaciej]

Mexicans are really serious about their “Buenos Días” vs. “Buenas Tardes.”

As soon as midday passes, if you say “Buenos Días,” they will NOT let it slide and will correct you on the spot.

However, the line is a bit blurrier when it comes to when you’re supposed to say “Buenas Noches.”

I never quite understood that one.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

HIPAA should include girlfriend’s askinghow much you have’ve to drink

[N @nordman__]

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

“I think the weights are the important part!” - my girlfriend telling me about clutches

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

“If you catch me cheating I will never tell her sorry” is an insane bar I’m sorry

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

Future might be the goat

[Jïuliette @GiulietteR48567]

Officials of Carnaval, Tenejapa, Chiapas, Mexico, 1961 - Gertrude Blom

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

no, no, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect the new Marshall Plan to be Chinese

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

The dominos pizza tracker is one of the eight wonders of the world

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

@lydiakauppi This is incorrect, Saint Paul is the better city

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

How much money do you think Chappell Roan has turned down from Little Caesar's? $5 million? More?

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

@CoelingAurochs Do you do prints of these?

[Edward Warchocki @edwardwarchocki]

zaganiam dziki do lasu

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

Cassie just said Glen Powell is hotter than Ryan Gosling what the fuck

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

@vargasmm10 I agree the bear would beat the penguin

[dieg @diegotweetshere]

I’m sorry but you’ve obviously never seen Happy Feet