nick o’ teen

i’ll kill you

[Bea @YoRHa2Pee]

holy fuck….. that body of yours is Hi

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Message to my haters

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

My Walmart ran out of copies, so they told me they'd ship a copy to me for free, but now my pickup order is for a single banana.

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

I slammed on the brakes and pulled over to photograph this scene about a year ago. I drove by again recently and it still looks just like this.

[rose @roramdin]

They should offer self euthanasia through the McDonald’s app

[semtex 🦄 @semiotext8]

Soundtrack for the week

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

my phone is so dry bruh

[nick o’ teen @diequaxlingsdie]

fantasy football punishment ���

[Noogychu 🦄 @noogetnooget]

Hi my name is Adobe. my file didnt load properly so im blurry. Please dont forget me…

[august @regularaugust]

New consoles gonna cost $2000 and every game will cost $100. Old games and hardware will cost more than this because “retro game collectors” jacked up the price of Pokémon Fire Red Version to be more than a house. The only way left is to close your eyes and replay RE4 from memory

[my empire of dirt @__Niko__04]

Boss: You're fired

Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why

[Wane34565 @Wane34565real]

when you realize that you genuinely have Nothing

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the LEGO Daft Punk set.

It will be a recreation of the pyramid stage design from Daft Punk’s 2007 “Alive” tour.

[gamp gamp @croonkle]

Guy who is visibly breaking down and hitting a new rock bottom: “im gonna go for a walk”

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling