elle

:,)

[elle @diet__bread]

@jeffblazoss We fucking hate u too

[elle @diet__bread]

@Solieoso @classicallyabby So weird that this whole time I thought it was about being a filthy disgusting little whore

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

Now people affect me like vinegar does our lovely poached eggs; I contract, concentrate, withdraw, and not a tentacle is left out. 10/3/56

[elle @diet__bread]

Fun fact! Alcoholic beverages actually contain zero calories

[elle @diet__bread]

Why did the scrambled eggs from the Whole Foods breakfast bar actually hit so hard. Miss those lil guys

[elle @diet__bread]

@jeffblazoss Dumbass

[elle @diet__bread]

@1markfuckerberg @jeffblazoss Was literally about to reply this

[elle @diet__bread]

@1markfuckerberg Anorexia. Hope that helps x

[elle @diet__bread]

This couple across from me wants to monetize air rights

[elle @diet__bread]

Taking business class on this train rn bc it was the same price as economy and omfg the man across from me is polishing his leather shoes. I didn’t know people actually did that

[elle @diet__bread]

Why did Pinterest get rid of those little tabs that you could easily click to go explore more ideas for your individual boards. I don’t like this at all

[elle @diet__bread]

Wordle 223 4/6

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Just like my tits

[elle @diet__bread]

My therapist is ghosting me and I’m pretty sure it’s bc she’s jealous of the flourishing vibrant and pristine state of my mental health

[elle @diet__bread]

I have a « comme d’habitude » at the café across the street from me and you might think that’s an obnoxious thing to tweet bc I’m obviously proud of it and you’re right it is and I am

[elle @diet__bread]

I forgot the secret

[elle @diet__bread]

Had an absolute epiphany a few seconds ago. Text me to unlock a disappointing secret

[elle @diet__bread]

@1markfuckerberg And you would be

[elle @diet__bread]

@1markfuckerberg I’ve thought about this