gabe

doe-eyed and easy to take advantage of

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

there is an ad for “riyadh season” at the trump x ufc event. on the white house lawn

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

marco rubio watched us vs paraguay and zohran watched brazil vs morocco…. my mayor is a ball knower

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

luke kornet looks like chud dirk nowitzki

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

reading patrick radden keefe’s “the snakehead” and there’s this great reoccurring motif where a group of stateless fujianese people get to a city where they know nobody and don’t speak the language and immediately open an incredibly successful chinese restaurant

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

@TheDailyKoko i didnt know what it was until it came up re: him!!! the line about him saying “my totenkopf” in the nyt piece is the clearest red flag that this was all made up ex post as a smear

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

man, i dont know abt platner. i liked him but the revelations in the nyt article…. idk if i can support someone who dated a republican

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

redistributing wealth from the 1% (retail traders down 20k on the month, groypers, other such freaks) to the 99% (elon musk)

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

i love boosters (2026) [complimentary]

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

found a seed in my seedless watermelon

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

lets become drenched in blood with mama

[📎 @Iithosphere]

cheetah cubs feasting on an impala

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

which one of you freaks is this

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

oh no…. OH NO!!!!!

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

gonna go “eric adams mode”

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

if pynchon named la chargers football players: kimani “gore” vidal

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

when you have a blood-soaked harpoon, everything looks like a white whale

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

oh sorry, i think you misheard! i’m not polyphobic, i’m totally fine with you dating multiple people. i’m Polyphemus, the cyclops. i’m going to kill and eat you!

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

@TheDailyKoko

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

i of course have love for all people, we are all made in Gd’s image, would never wish death on anyone, etc. with that being said,,,, it would be kinda funny

[Alex Honnold @AlexHonnold]

On January 23, I’ll be free soloing Taipei 101 in Taiwan. It’s been a long time goal of mine and it’ll be the most ambitious urban climb that I’ve attempted. It’s a nearly 1,700 ft tower! What’s not to like?! And I’ll be doing it LIVE on @netflix. Tune in Friday, January 23 at 8PM ET / 5PM PT

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

cant stop thinking about wake up dead man. this is at least partially because i saw it in a real goddamn theater and not some fucking laptop

[gabe @diet_dr_prepper]

who up missing their girlfriend #yearning