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I’m really good at guessing celebrity ages.

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Oof.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Oof Not going great.

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@MeidasTouch Market manipulation.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

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@StateOverse Shit from a butt.

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@LasVegasLocally Do you get to do rapes too?

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@NetflixIsAJoke @RealTimers

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@Suzierizzo1 6. That’s @StevenCheung

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What the fuck is he even doing up there?

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

BREAKING: President Trump celebrates with the Spanish national team after they win the 2026 FIFA World Cup

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@SitcomPeople Worst haircut on television.

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@atrupar No one is buying the bullshit anymore.

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@qenqarx @VHSDVDBLURAY4K I imagine it’ll just he a repackage of the 4K version that’s already out.

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The wrong actor from Home Alone 2 died.

[New York Post @nypost]

Brenda Fricker, Oscar-winning actress and beloved ‘Home Alone 2’ Pigeon Lady, dead at 81 https://t.co/7xvFX1d44b

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@nypost Never in the history of articles has “Who?” been more appropriate.

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@NVPatriot79 @ElroyLenard @EndWokeness autocorrect wouldn’t have changed moot to a whole other word. You just didn’t know the word.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

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@nypost MAGA hats are gonna go up for sure.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.

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@CathrynneSheena @SpeakerJohnson

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Didn’t Kino already release this a few years back?

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Limited Edition means nothing anymore.