deadly doll

everything is fine got my shinigami eyes

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[n @onlywithn]

for my birthday present i want to know why

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[jstanordinarygrl @dimezyuhhdiigg]

vacation for your birthday feels mandatory as you get older

[Aelin @linnssins]

if trauma is stored in the hips than wtf is in the shoulders because damn.

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it

[𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖍 ✚ @chainmace]

big pedophilia will have u thinking you’ve wasted ur entire life at the age of 26

[27. @dimvji]

need like six months where no one expects anything from me

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old

[Norrrrrr @nourzinoooo]

le jeudi le plus vendredi que j’ai vu

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

adriana lima as corpse bride at a halloween party in nyc, 2005

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

pretty little liars if it was set in atlanta:

[TourneNyan🌻 @TournesolEtPalm]

🧕: Bonjour ! Je suis la meilleure neurochirurgienne d'Europe et j'ai un doctorat en physique nucléaire, mon voile m'empêche de trouver un travail

👨: Salam ma soeur, Action recrute avec le hijab qu'Allah te facilite

[s @maozedingue]

hamlet :

[yagi @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[nic @tensorbodega]

huge day for me