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Ben Rixen/Krunch Wakefield.
Humorist/Comic/Neuroscientist/Dingbat/Writer/Deviant.
Los Angeles.

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"I didn't get to where I am today by playing it safe." - Guy inside an Urgent Care Center

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Twitter/X is such garbage

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My name has been on the Comedy Store wall for twelve years now. Nobody ever notices it because I wrote it really tiny.

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In Los Angeles, we have five comedy clubs and twenty six "comedy clubs."

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Will Arnett recently said that they are currently writing the sequel to Is This Thing On? and that it entails his character moving to L.A and then saying something homophobic at an Alt show and then only being able to get stage time by hosting an open mic at a dive bar in Pacoima

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I saw Nate Bargatze drop in at a comedy club last night and he was PISSED at how some people had recently turned on him for taking a photo with Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn. I've never seen a clean comedian be so upset, he must've yelled out "aw-shucks" a good seven times

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@LightGaffle Perez wasn't eligible for a bonus because he missed weight

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@BodyslamNetMMA Nope

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@sam32165 @SeanSheehanBA Nope

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@GrindingEddie Nope, ineligible for missing weight

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@arielhelwani Excited for the Panera era

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@aaronbronsteter Can you explain why there was no controversy on this? Looked like it was on his head. Thanks

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@aaronbronsteter How many other times has there been more than one fotn? And what were they?

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@ufc @ToyoTires How many other times has there been more than one fotn? And what were they?

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L.A folks: I am putting on a free comedy show in Alhambra this Friday. It will be taking place at a non alcohol having bar called Free Spirited, they do mocktails & food. Show is open to all ages. Come on out, should be a good time. All pertinent info listed on the flier. Thanks

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@aaronbronsteter Rogan smoked a blunt and made an oopsy

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@ufc @naz_mma @nikolasmotta is this the first time a losing fighter got a performance bonus?

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@espnmma Flying headbutt

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@aaronbronsteter Flying headbutt

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@aaronbronsteter Islam
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Ilia

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@arielhelwani The whole point of a dominant champ moving up is for them to have that great moment of holding both belts up in the air. Declaring the title they already have vacant before the start of the fight robs them of that. At least have them agree to vacate one of the titles a week after