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Funny guy ¡this is a satire account!

[🫥 @DietDoke]

@JeremyClarkson Jeremy we need you to make some local pub appearances! Need Hawkstone over here too 🍻

[Joey Ellis @Jellis1016]

An emotional pre race at the Coke 600. Kurt Busch lays down 8 flowers on the infield No. 8 for his late brother Kyle Busch. Not a dry-eye in the speedway.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Dwarkesh Patel @dwarkesh_sp]

David Reich on how much ancient DNA evidence has overturned so much consensus thinking how ancient cultures spread.

"It wasn't peaceful, it wasn't friendly, it wasn't nice.

Some of our archaeologist co-authors were just really distressed."

[Stu Smith @thestustustudio]

🚨 BREAKING: “Death to America” Comes to @virginia_tech

At Virginia Tech tonight, Mohamed Abdou opened his “Death to the Akademy” speech by declaring, “We are in a war, a racial religious war since 1492.”

He told students America is “the larger monster,” praised “General Sinwar,” called October 7 the “blessed day of Al-Aqsa Flood,” and said jihad can mean defending life “using the sword.”

Then he praised students as “a branch of the resistance” and said they were recognized as “a branch of the mujahideen.”

And when he explained “Death to America,” he was explicit.

“When we say Death to America, we mean, and loud and clear, a total end to U.S. empire. The destruction of this crusading settler colony, their entire project.”

Virginia Tech spent the last few days insisting this event was not happening. It happened. And this is what was said.

Stick around, because there is a lot more to unpack. We are not even halfway through his speech yet.

[🫥 @DietDoke]

@Fiverten @Borkusborkus @neutral_af

[Peyton @TowryPeyton]

The European mind is still trying to comprehend 4-wide at Talladega

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

NEW: Fenway Park ERUPTS in boos as Governor Healey and Mayor Wu take the field on Red Sox opening day — 37,000 fans making their feelings very clear

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Death never stood a chance.

[Mike @hammerito]

strike one

[NASCAR Legends @LegendsNascar]

🏁 Today's NASCAR date is:

Dale Earnhardt / Dale Earnhardt Jr

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

Boston PD arrests a criminal. Criminal is also an illegal alien. Feds say “we see you caught an illegal alien who committed a crime, we’d like to get rid of them” and Boston says “no we want to keep him here”

And then he goes back on the street to commit more crimes.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey Eric I’d never heard of you but quick google search said you were literally removed from House Intelligence Committee for having your office infiltrated by a Chinese spy named Fang Fang😭😭 Can’t even make it up. Maybe sit out the National Security lectures. Politicians man🫣

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Warren Buffett is holding $382 BILLION in cash, the most in Berkshire Hathaway’s history.

We all know what he’s waiting for…

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Got cancelled by the BBC, immediately started a bigger show on Amazon
>Bought a farm and actually works it himself
>Exposed the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Made farming "cool" for an entire generation of young men
>Hates manual labor, does it anyway

Jeremy Clarkson is such a W

[🫥 @DietDoke]

Finally the supreme court does something useful

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK Supreme Court outlaws calling oat milk "milk"

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Bigger trophy on the mind.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Joe Mazzulla taking a photo of his family out of his wallet to replace it with this

[🫥 @DietDoke]

@OnlineAlmond

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

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