malcolm 🦈🏒

he/him | #TurnItAllTeal | #fireryanwarsofsky

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

@ho3cial1sm The joke that he bit other kids grows more real with each passing game

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO LITERALLY THIS

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

John Klingberg was like a fairy godmother. He came when needed and then disappeared when the job got done.

[Daily San Jose Sharks @DailySjSharks]

Missing John Klingberg a little extra today 💔

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

@NHL Carey Price, the former San Jose Sharks goaltender?

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Sorry, gotta root for the Devils to lose both Hellebuyck games vs Washington and go 0/3 on expected win probability now. Funniest possible outcome

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

@wsnpwr Last night was the first time and I was so confused lol

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

I realized last night like 10 minutes before the game ended that I hit my tweet limit so my drafts are clogged. I had some real bangers too rip 😔

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

God I love hockey

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

"PULL YOUR GOALIE"

Jets fans are now telling the Devils they want a goalie swap 😭💀

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

2 takeaways here:

-Mack obv works best with other forwards who know how to position themselves for him (WS & MM do just that)
-putting 2 offense-minded Dmen with this line is a MUST, SD & JT were buzzing there

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

It's a high bar, but this is one of the best Macklin Celebrini shifts I've ever seen.

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

And the greatest things to have ever come from the beautiful country of Sweden are IKEA, ABBA, and IVAR STENBERG 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

I could learn to love and appreciate Dellandrea if he was at least a little gay on the ice

[•Mel wants warso gone• @mcnuggetmel]

“Are we about to kiss rn”

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

Okay actually, if they're playing into the *arf arf* of it all, then I'm 1000% down.

I'm gonna be up in the stands arfing it up crazy style

[San Jose Sea Lions @PWHL_SanJose]

*ARF ARF ARF*

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

Macklin Nedeljkovic and Yaroslav Smith aren't real, they can't hurt you:

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

We've got some new faces! 😅

[liss #SVECHFORBIGSEXY @lordofthepepsi]

this came to me in a dream

[MERKY @Im_Merky]

would you rather be a sea lion or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

@ho3cial1sm Thank you, same... I'll return with inspired words.

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

@ho3cial1sm It hasn't even been 12 hours since he tried to murder Woody wtf 😭

[San Jose Sea Lions @PWHL_SanJose]

San Jose Sea Lions, reporting for duty.

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

🫶

[malcolm 🦈🏒 @dietgermini]

@wsnpwr @ho3cial1sm I think this is the full!