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that’s pretty funny. i mean, i’m assuming he means penalty box, right? i mean, i’m down for that.

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[grabs another beer from the fridge] yknow the thing people who dont watch riverdale fail to understand is its arguably one of the few works outside of david lynchs oeuvre that can truly be deemed “lynchian”
conor curley from fontaines dc: how the fuck did you get on our tour bus

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@4uchampp some of those cakes had lights/other electronic components too like 😭😭

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trying to learn a song on bass by ear when the bass on the song in question is distorted and im already kinda bad at picking out notes by ear

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say what you will about olivia rodrigo, but i think it speaks to her character that she not only created a charitable all-women music festival, but that she also put a trans woman in its inaugural lineup

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when my nails are too long i start getting mean and evil. which probably explains why i acted the way i did in high school bc i used to let my nails grow out with reckless abandon

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i just feel like charles melton wouldve been nominated if not won the best supporting actor oscar for may december in the timeline where al gore was president

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we breed lions is a very good read so far but my god is it bleak

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gonna start treating an artists reaction to being parodied by weird al yankovic the same way people treat nardwuar interviews like some moral litmus test

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does anyone have that video thats like what goes through a gay guys head after he says something really mean for no reason and its like “oh theyre gonna want me carnally after that” “ive always wanted to be vored” and so on

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im talking about the grunge band btw not the gay canadian webseries. i might check that out years after its relevance has waned but drain you may very well be one of the most romantic songs ive ever heard in my life

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receiving signs from the universe that i should get really into nirvana this summer

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sorry this is probably too harsh i accidentally thought about life after 9pm again

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this isnt even old how the fuck do yall not know they were originally supposed to all be wearing big ass david byrne suits but then only patrick and pete did it and pete wasnt even fully doing it so they just played in patricks face for some reason

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Fire yall stylist im begging

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thats awesome man

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similarly i refuse to click play on any videos from that podcast host with the fuck ass barista shag bc i dont need that in my life. albeit for different reasons than the kool-aid pineapple spears

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i never clicked play on any of those videos of people eating kool-aid pineapple spears(?) that were going around a while back bc i thought they would poison my mind

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bought some impossible hot dogs the other day on a whim but didnt realize they were “beef” hot dogs until i took my first bite and oh my god this is such a yummy surprise

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of course hal never Literally kills betty but if youre willing to get a bit abstract with it one could view the whole serial killer gene/grooming element of their dynamic as a sort of metaphorical death. it might be a stretch but someone walk with me here

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you should all thank your lucky stars im too lazy to edit bc i just had another self-indulgent idea for a riverdale edit (hal [and betty kinda] country death song by violent femmes)

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just came up with two absolute wild card contenders for this playlist that genuinely would only make sense to me (especially bc one of them is a gurriers song)

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trying to find my tweets about my cool awesome normal spiritually riverdalian playlist to bring back for my new riverdale oomfs but twitters search function isnt working. sad!

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one day i might even be able to watch their finsbury park show on my television. a boy can only dream

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i thought finally setting up my tv months after moving into my apartment would mean id start watching movies again but in reality i have since become addicted to watching full fontaines dc concerts on youtube and im not even ashamed of it