Diet Girl Problems

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[Diet Girl Problems @DietGrlProblems]

Like, seriously? My dad made corn muffins with dinner. #dietgirlproblems

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A coworker brought red velvet cupcakes into work today. #dietgirlproblems

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I want to get my wisdom teeth out just so I have a legitimate excuse to sit on my ass and watch television for three days. #dietgirlproblems

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If I hate the food I'm eating, sometimes I'll pretend I'm in the Hunger Games and it's the only food I'll eat for days. #dietgirlproblems

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Frozen yogurt is only, like, 100 calories ... including the self-serve candy bar, right? #dietgirlproblems

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I just do not like push-ups, and I refuse to do them. #dietgirlproblems

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A self-serve froyo place just opened 2 minutes from my house. #dietgirlproblems

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PF Changs exists. #dietgirlproblems

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Vitamin Water Zero is God's greatest gift to man. Or maybe just to diet girls. #dietgirlsolutions

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Having to walk through the candy aisle in CVS to get to the large packs of sugar-free gum is the hardest part of my week. #dietgirlproblems

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I want to find a cookie dough recipe that's fat-free, sugar-free, egg-free, and diary-free. Calorie-free would be nice. #dietgirlproblems

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My boyfriend offered to make me pancakes this morning. #dietgirlproblems

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I think I'm gonna go on the Poor Man's Diet: one piece of bread and water a day. #dietgirlproblems

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I just Googled the phrase "how many calories are in matzo crackers," and I'm not even Jewish. #dietgirlproblems

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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. #dietgirlproblems

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It's not like I ASKED my mom to send me a basket of Easter candy ... it just happened. #dietgirlproblems

[Tori @toriaroh]

Must find something to eat that has the caloric equivalent of water or celery. #dietgirlproblems

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I'm more hungry after eating my salad than I was before eating it. @dietgirlproblems

[Diet Girl Problems @DietGrlProblems]

I bought new running shoes today, so that means I'll be excited about running for the next ... nope. I still hate running. #dietgirlproblems