• 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘 •

bryce // pansexual // twenty one // illinois // #ACAB

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yeah so it’s now 3:12 am and i present you with this

cap’n corduroy
the clap bagel mixtape
coming soon

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me when that first sip of vitamin water hit my tongue

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what a pretty lil baby 🥺

[☻ I STAB 4 A LIVIN’ ☻ @LarryTheKnife]

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[mr. manager @agita_online]

in DIY, we don't say "i stood outside the whole time you played," we say "good set dude" and i think that's just beautiful

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me when i do a dab and then order two caramel apple pie crisps from denny’s

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i never thought i’d find an innocent man
you’re sitting naked with a gun to your head
oh, i had no interest in the things that he said
life seems so bitter when you’re better off dead 🗡🥀

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

this tweet officer

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

HATING ON SMTB IS A HC/NOISE MUSIC TROPE IF YOU JUST STARTED YOU ARE LATE TO THE PARTY

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🔬

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nightmare mode: engage 🧪

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@xdurcix “hey bro just gonna pull the landlord card and softcore tell you to go fuck yourself because i’m not spending money”

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@xdurcix what the fuck lmao

[The Texas Hammer @Ging_BBU]

I thought I heard a plane crashing

But now I think it was your ass cheeks clapping

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@letmyselfdie @onedyingwish yes please

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@britt8ny anything is better than BEATING YOUR TERMINALLY ILL FRIEND FOR CLOUT

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i had a little hypothetical question a while ago: if you were straight edge and your best friend was dying and said “all i want is to smoke once with my best friend before i go”, would you do it?

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@_BlackShiba miss u homie 💞

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how to send the group chat into chaos: punch grandma