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@shoebedobedo Nah you just need to watch my 25 minute video about how you don’t need an x100v

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This is what it looks like when you’re trying to teach your friend to play FIFA and they accidentally score an own goal so you score one too to even it out
#NEWEVE

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Well alright then

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Just found out there are 10 varieties of cheez-it’s, must buy them all taste test now

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@pruutik Well it will eventually be both but which to start with

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Currently conflicted on which to start with, random screenshots of people using Facebook poorly or just boomer memes in general

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Now that I’m an adult and I don’t live at home, there is literally nothing stopping me from ironically posting “old people Facebook memes” with zero context and that scares me

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Almost done with a crazy semester but as soon as classes ended I’m super bored now. I just can’t win wth

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@pruutik Ruti khao

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@samspxm Deep

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Who did this?

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Why make mess so easy but clean mess so hard?

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@WaniaBagel Okay but wouldn’t you want to be the first (I think?) canonically brown anime character?

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Damn literally everything has a subscription service now, I got an ad for a sourdough subscription service today

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My bank account only ever has money for the 2s between getting money and me buying a new camera.

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Can @netflix just give James Acaster another special please, I’ve already rewatched Repertoire like 16 times

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Tiger King 2 is actually just going to be the same as the first one but with cgi and @donaldglover ‘s voice

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@WaniaBagel Honestly would do but it’s like 600$

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1) why is Amazon targeting an ad for a shawarma machine to me, I don’t even eat that much shawarma

2) why does Amazon sell shawarma machines wtf