Dietrich Hoffmann

I am Dietrich Reich Hoffmann and I like dogs and the color blue.
Student Council SAA.
Senior High School, 3rd Year
single father of twins☺️💙

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I might mimic a passion that I do not feel, but I cannot mimic one that burns me like fire.

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Look at my old man. He does anything to impress his wife.

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@mizunomakito I should add that it’s a word you ought to understand but not use carelessly. Please don’t go around calling people vulgar insults, Makito.

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I’m not a gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.

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@mizunomakito I don’t suppose I’m the right person to explain that but a cunt is another slang for a woman’s privates which has been used as an insult towards people you’d personally dislike. I dislike cunts.

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Ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei

[stella @p1nkflood]

you have to unmute this

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@THEkaminagason Right, of course. I was clearly joking.

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One day.

[clara @nclaaara]

já comecei o dia estressada

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@goldnalloi How odd. Technology truly is getting scarily realistic nowadays. Anyhow, I should’ve known. Thank you.

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@THEkaminagason Are you calling me unwell in the head? I’m not appreciating the insinuation, Mr. Kaminaga.

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

- En tu currículum dices ser muy observador
- Sí, así es
- Compruébalo

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@goldnalloi Well, I suppose it was inevitable to come off as that. Not to worry, I don’t mean anything ill-mannered with this post. Still, I’m not sure if it’s plausible for monkeys to be able to hold guns. I’m uncertain whether or not this is real.

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@mizunomakito Who taught you this?

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Take myself as an example. Remember to keep your eyes forward if you’re walking.

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@pinknwity @lewisaacc, which one of you is it?

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@mizunomakito I think I’ve settled that a few hours ago. Don’t swear.

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@mizunomakito Watch your mouth.

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@THEkaminagason Just a deep gash. All is well.

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@THEkaminagason @ushimayaka Approximately 4’11, if I remember correctly.

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@pinknwity What happened?