Diet Z 🇺🇸

Royals Chiefs Wildcats Hot Wife Cute Kids Dad Bod #dontcare

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you to Kanye West and the fact that he is willing to tell the TRUTH. One new and great FACT - African American unemployment is the lowest ever recorded in the history of our Country. So honored by this. Thank you Kanye for your support. It is making a big difference!

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

v v v v This lady right here....don't let the left media manipulate you

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

The Left launched a war on police officers to secure the black vote.
Their media used the horrific death of Philando Castile to manipulate black minds.

Never again will we allow this.

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

https://t.co/BGLOeWwRVv

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@stoolpresidente Those Chicago pizza boxes got you twisted bro! I was there last month, got the Giordanos cheese deep pie and struggled obsessively to open it while my hungry children destroyed my Hilton suite. #whitetanandrichproblems

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@andrewperloff @dpshow Willie Gault?

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@andrewperloff @dpshow Calvin Johnson. Or Jonnie Morton

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@BarstoolKState Pullen, Nelson, Sproles, Newman.

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@tputnam87 Yell leaders, please

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@Sethrogen Here's a fun fact: You aren't funny!

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@nickmense Haha I meant on the gals. But I can picture the scene. Probably exactly like the Olathe one.

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@nickmense Over Under on Tatts?

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@nickmense Sounds like #visorguy needs a valet. “I’m returning”
“Welcome back sir”

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@jentruta @nickmense Carry out or Delivery? Big difference.

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@cdotharrison Still the best game ever

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@cdotharrison Where’s the Herr’s? You may remember them from season 3 of The Office. Jim try’s to find a bag for Karen. Dank. If you don’t know now ya know.

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@HokiesFan4NYY @VinnieTortorich Lol #fakenews this is my favorite line: “And he said mice were ideal test subjects as they are similar to humans in the physiology and metabolism”

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@KCTV5 @JessicaKCTV5 Why is KC losing its shit over this? Place was mediocre at best and wayyyy overpriced. It should be a crime to boil filet mignon in red wine water mix. Byeeeeee

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@xmasape Pretty Woman. San Jose, CA. I was 9 years old. Had a permission slip from pops which I forged and declared he had a broken hand. Walked right in. Fuck that ush.

[Diet Z 🇺🇸 @dietz_dk]

@JenniferJarach @Sethrogen Who’s dog is that? Lol please say it’s not yours. Canada, folks