i havent peed in 11 hours. i tjink my pee evaporated and thats why i dont need to go. can pee evaporate? just shove some weird extremely warm thing up your ass so it makes your urethra extremely hot and makes the piss evaporate. pee holding lifehax
mourning my jägermeister sunglasses i lost while i was out... they were sso awesome... jägermeister tastes worse than piss absolutely horrible but. the glassesss. i picked those over 100€ ones when givne the choice. whoever has them should be happy to have something so aweso
@libraryofsilver right!!! kinda scared to lift it though, i know that its a powder which will get on anything tjat toucjes it so i dont want spores to spill everywhere in mu room
pokémon fun fact:
in der pokémon feuerrot version gibt es ein krasses easter egg - wenn du nen freund zu besuch hast und ihr pokémon tauscht könnt ihr die gamboys beiseite legen und euch küssen und eure penisse aneinander reiben und aa- hnggg~~ hey, warte... mein alpollo entwi-
i wish math didnt include fucking paragraphs bro i dont care if i am an employee at cumsock factory and need to produce 500 cumsocks and shipping is 2€ per sock and 200€ extra for no reason but the plane crashed how much do we need to pay. give me numbers i dont care about lore
Most people in France can't afford housing.
They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.
They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
i feel like im the weird one for hating keyboard noises i always sawmfs go on about some 'creamy keyboard' bullshit i never understood it all these noises make my throat feel weird. videos that use keyboard sounds for subtitles.. eugh