Mao Zedong

Daddy Mao here to help the people of China reach the perfect nation #communism #china

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1972*
Just met with the boi @RichardNixon and I think we are ready to open up relations with the capitalist scum, oops I meant countries #communism4lyfe #byebyebamboocurtain👋🏻

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1969*
The failure of the #moscowconference justifies my theory that the @USSR basically sucks and the @PRC is the superior soviet nation #SovietChinarules #SovietRussiasucks

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1967-72*
I invite all the youngsters from the #redguards to go out and live in villages to learn the extent of their privilage and the dignity of carrying the life of a peasant which is very important to our nation #uptothemountainsanddowntothevillagescampaign #humblelife👨🏻‍🌾👩🏻‍🌾

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*August 1966*
So moved by today’s rally, even though @Lin was the speaker all this young Chinese were claiming for me, it almost made me cry😢 #Augustrally #proudSoviet🥰

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1962*
The level of disrespect! The @USSR is the friggin’ worst, they better never talk to me again, they don’t only disrespect me, but now the support the hindus! #furious #sinoindianwar

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1959-62*
I am done with being insulted by the #redundantoldboot, the @USSR can go suck my arsehole #nomoUSSR #nikitasucks😛🤬

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1958-62*
Because of the #Chinasgreatfamine now all peasants must live in communes, can’t produce for themselves, and all surplus is for the state #sorrynotsorry💅🏼 #communism4lyfe🥰

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1958-62*
If the peasants cultivate enough food we can export, and as long as the workers focus on mass production of steel we will create an #industrialeconomy so we can get rid of the @USSR, we just need to take the #greatleapforward🏃🏻‍♂️ #havefaithwithoutfaith👼🏻

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1957*
@NikitaKrushchev is being too much of a #sissy towards the West capitalist countries #disfusting🤢 #weaksovietwrongsoviet😤

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1957*
I #spit on this rightists, how dare they undermine our beautiful nation, glad I imprisoned them #powerfulChina💪🏽 #100flowers100thorns🥀 #JusticeForJack

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1950*
Just signed the #sinosoviettreaty, but you know, I was starting to feel glad when I realised that that damn @xX_slavslayr_Xx has exploited it and now the @PRC owes the @USSR $300M and with high interest #ihaterussia #stalinmorelikegoblin

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1950*
Armies have been sent to Tibet, Xinjiang, and Guangdong to improve local conditions and build roads; not to repress any sign of independization, of course #SovietChina #vroomvroom

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1949*
Any parties other than @CCP are #outlawed and if you present yourself as independent you betta acknowledge the #absoluterighttorule of the @CCP
#eitherCCPorNaynay #lordsith #darthmandarinaul

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1945-49*
The fact that 6M soldiers #died during the #chinesecivilwar saddens, but they #died for a reason, and we must celebrate that we have finally achieved the long awaited #SovietChina
#hooray🥳🎉🎊🎈

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1942-44*
Thanks to my #rectificationofconductcampaign I have been elected (1943) the central committee’s #chairman of the @CCP and I can’t believe now Chinese communnism is called #maoism in my honor #humbled🥰 #thegreathelsman

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1930s-40s*
@WangMing thinks he can call a reckless adventurer and whatever, but he doesn’t realise that the #peopleofChina love me, and I’m leaving any soon #blessed🥰 #imheretostay🤧

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

Oh I forgot, if you don’t conform with the @CCP will confiscate crops and livestock and impose you the #adecuate taxes
#Yananregime #SovietChina🥳

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

To all peasants: Attention, we are liberating all land from their landowners and are gonna give it to you; join us, together we’ll rule the galaxy!, sorry I meant China #embarrassing😚 #Yananregime

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1934-35*
That dirty @Chiang_Kai_Shek played us again and now we need need to fly from Jiangxi, but I know #wewillsurvive if we go north towards Shaanxi #iwillsurvive #GloriaGaynor💁🏾‍♀️

[Mao Zedong @diezedong]

*1930*
Just ordered the execution of #4k @RedArmy trooper for plotting against me #thatswhatyouget #ohwell💁🏻‍♂️

I also ordered to torture the leaders slowly so we get that #juicygossip😘 #futianincident