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I've signed up to do the Edinburgh Marathon in May. I'm going to be running for the Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity (Yorkhill)
Any donations would be appreciated. Will be some laugh as I've never ran past 10k in my life
Going to hate myself in may😂
Do you think Starmer made right calls regarding Iran war?
Tucker: “I don’t think Starmer makes any calls.He is a big slave of Israel just like Trump is”
“That’s not true."
Tucker: “You can’t criticise Israel in UK, you can get arrested.”
“Yes, because Palestine Action is a banned group.”
Tucker: “Exactly my point. Why is it banned in first place?”
Yo recibiendo en el parking a Maradona, Pelé, Messi, Ronaldo y su puta madre después de perder 2-1 en cuartos contra Costa de Marfil 2008 en el jueguito 7-0 del Mundial
A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.
Broker says they’re at 25 cents.
Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”
A week later he calls again.
Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”
Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.
Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.
Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.
Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.
Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.
Then $1.25. He buys another million.
Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.
He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.
So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”
After a long silence, broker finally says:
“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”