Kristoffer Dalziel

[Kristoffer Dalziel @diezel_21]

https://t.co/vyEYkdJJne

I've signed up to do the Edinburgh Marathon in May. I'm going to be running for the Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity (Yorkhill)

Any donations would be appreciated. Will be some laugh as I've never ran past 10k in my life

Going to hate myself in may😂

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

Do you think Starmer made right calls regarding Iran war?

Tucker: “I don’t think Starmer makes any calls.He is a big slave of Israel just like Trump is”

“That’s not true."

Tucker: “You can’t criticise Israel in UK, you can get arrested.”

“Yes, because Palestine Action is a banned group.”

Tucker: “Exactly my point. Why is it banned in first place?”

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Before Oct 7…

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Brendan is safe for another month. Barely!

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Huge game for these guys tomorrow!

[Moby De Zerbi @moby_spurs]

Anyone else suspicious about how quickly he’s learned to speak fluent English??? 🤔

[Ollie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🐺 (R) @BellegardeSZN]

If we win the league probably best to keep him off the open top bus tour

[Wally Szczerbiak @AxiVillalibre]

Yo recibiendo en el parking a Maradona, Pelé, Messi, Ronaldo y su puta madre después de perder 2-1 en cuartos contra Costa de Marfil 2008 en el jueguito 7-0 del Mundial

[España Xeneize🇸🇪🇪🇸 @EspanaXeneize]

La putisima costa de marfil de 1978 cuando le toca enfrentarse a mi equipo con cruyff beckenbauer messi pele y maradona

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Subway Surfers Bet365
Fruit Ninja LinkedIn
Talking Tom Twitter

[brad. 🌑 @hopzyft]

Might be the best aged message of all time

[Leishy @TheLeishy]

Craig Gordon just got called a “star boy”

He’s 43😂

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Knicks in 4!!!

[Altrincham HQ - Social Media Marketing in Manc @altrinchamhq]

John Barnes on stage at Manchester Academy with Peter Hook

World in Motion

@peterhook @MancAcademy @NME @BBCSport

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

Arsenal fans telling Madrid how to win a ucl

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

CEOs walking into work after realizing that the AI tokens are going to cost more than the employees they fired

[LeaderOfTheTracks @LOTTracks]

they mock woody 3 times in the space of a one minute clip, and bo doesn’t even speak.