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what would Chandler Bing say?

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Never befriend someone who lacks school friends or friends outside college

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@Kishann108 “Toh loda sperm ni tail senathi baneli hoy?”

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We(me and my hostel friends) were discussing Kartagener syndrome over dinner (sort of an argument about its clinical manifestations like decreased mucociliary clearance, infertility, etc.), and I shouted, “WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TAIL OF SPERM IS MADE OF!?”as an argument in front of other people standing in line to pay the bill😭

As a med student, I sometimes forget forget it’s not normal to discuss such things outside campus 😭

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@Kishann108 😭yesss bc issiliye

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@Dopeflamingo29 🤦‍♂️exactly

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Had the worst possible batch monitor in Ophthal last year. Almost 40 out of 53 people had to attend repeat lectures because of her incompetence.
We became the first batch ever to have repeats in the Ophthal department

Fyi she volunteered to become the batch monitor

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@Pratham76616241 Ohh sad bhai baaki medicine lectures should always be bedside, easily samaj aata hai sabb jab sare examination findings dekhne milte ho

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@ironstallionx7 😭Haa mtlb this is toh batch fault bhai

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@Pratham76616241 Depends on the ward and unit
Medicine(bedside lectures) Radio ENT has excellent lectures

Surgery and Paedia(topics like SAM, Pneumonia, nephrotic are taught repeatedly so it becomes saturating) are strict for attendance

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@Pratham76616241 Isshh bhai, Hamari repeat toh chalu wards mai cover ho gayi thi

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@ironstallionx7 😭😭wahi bc common sense

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@Pratham76616241 Kisiki proxy nahi kari usse pehle aaj tak repeat nahi aayi kisiko bhi because itna co ordination tha sabki attendance ho jati thi

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@ScalpeLwizard Didn’t it happen in 2024? Something like that?

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@mxtaverse Deserved I would say

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@Kishann108 😭😭tf

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Surgery and ObGy wards stink the most

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@DrAditya2935 Love the fed and fasting state concept pure logic and no memorisation

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@somesillywords @fcuk_off_bitch @amoxapinededo 😭wahi bc so random

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Bc hostel hai ki street light har dusre din light chali jati hai

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@fcuk_off_bitch @amoxapinededo Aur mujhe aapke batch walo ka 😔