Madusa

Dog Owner - Mother - Roller Derby Lover - Camping Enthusiast - VW owner - Evil Stepmother - Social Scientist - Part time Gina Linetti

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

4yo: *passing me empty tape roll*

Me: How have you used all of your tape?

4: I'm decorating the table leg and it's big so it used it all. *sighs* It was hard work!

Me: Yes, Mango wood dining tables can be tricky to customise...

🤷🏻‍♀️#parenting #4yearolds #bespokefurniture #fail

[Colchester Borough Homes @ColBoroughHomes]

If you're ever concerned about someone you think is rough sleeping or homeless in #Colchester, StreetLink has provided this useful guide for the steps you can take 👇

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

@BootstrapCook @orionvor If you grew up with a "front room" they continue to be the "front room", even in houses where they indeed are not the front room.

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

This is so incredibly sad, I hope they're able to get help for their daughter.
https://t.co/gjmyJ5iN4b

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

I am now this man's first sponsor but I'd really like him to have lots more. He is walking to my 26-hour show from LEICESTER, I repeat, walking Leicester-London. The blurb for his challenge says 'I do not like being out in the cold'. It's for @DementiaRev. Do your worst (best).

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

For the 26-hour show I am still looking for:
-people with a track record of blagging free stuff/opportunities
-people with connections in the world of pro sport
-people with a major ambition they'd like help fulfilling.

It's in London next Wednesday night/all Thursday. THANKS!

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

@watsoncomedian looking forward to Colchester show tonight!

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

2/2 #NoMoreBoysAndGirls hope my 2017 baby gets to experience equality in education as well as at home. Her dad finally gets what I mean!

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

1/2 #NoMoreBoysAndGirls reinforced everything I've said for years re:social constructionism& kids. Esp to v.conventional inlaws and partner.

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

@MelissaRauch Well done for sharing. 4pregnancies & 1 baby later I can assure you it does get easier.

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

Me: scrupulously watches baby from varying distances
Baby:
M: eyes glance slightly away for 0.01sec at close range
B: BangThudScream
#badmum

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

Can I stop saying 'sorry, she's teething' &start saying 'can you just Eff-off my baby clearly doesn't like you'?#parenting #Getoutofherface

[HuffPost Family @HuffPostFamily]

France makes vaccinations mandatory for all children as of 2018: https://t.co/Goo1IvYwyI

[The Real American Dadass @R_A_Dadass]

Not all who wander are lost. Some of us are searching for new places to hide from our children.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Synthetic fingerprints make plastic particles tiny security keys https://t.co/q4b2sb8Frl

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

When are we going to f-ing wake up to the catastrophe our 'leaders' are taking us to? https://t.co/56vxcVjngO

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

I've never known someone to be so angry because they've finished their toast. #babyledweaning #irrationalbabytantrum #Parenthood #6monthsold

[Firstsite Colchester @firstsite]

This Sunday Don't Miss: BIG Sunday Music, Comedy, Food and lots more: Find out more: https://t.co/wep0nuPtjF

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

@Boy_Named_Sue_ @Bakehouse2016 @Otto_English Aww bless ya.

[Madusa @DifferentMaddie]

@Boy_Named_Sue_ @Bakehouse2016 @Otto_English What's more disrespectful to our grandfathers is passing off Fascism & racial prejudices as "values" of the Great Britain they fought for.