diegui

honey don’t babe me • 27 • they/she • peruvians dni

[diegui @digaygui]

ok who can recommend a good brand of frozen falafel… I need some for my meal prep and I refuse to deep fry in my house

[diegui @digaygui]

onigiri pussy

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

Genuinely the cutest anyone has looked on screen this year

[diegui @digaygui]

@mimipostulates Meanwhile shaved pits in bio like ok someone wanna be the girl

[diegui @digaygui]

@mimipostulates your dream

[diegui @digaygui]

and I already paid for this month’s pass

[diegui @digaygui]

pool schedule changed and now I have to get up at 7am if I wanna swim every day

[diegui @digaygui]

@mimipostulates my dream

[diegui @digaygui]

@regeneratedg1rl fuck yes

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Spoilers I guess

I like how the Backrooms is basically about a guy who sucks so much that he steps foot inside a liminal hellscape and is immediately like "now this is what I'm talking about!"

[diegui @digaygui]

this video means so much to me I love his stupid ass

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[diegui @digaygui]

@habibibones meow

[diegui @digaygui]

@gsharpiee no no

[diegui @digaygui]

me saying every white person is Argentinian (makes them giggle and blush but it’s still an insult)

[✨serving can't✨ @parchapussy]

I love making jokes about non latinos being latino but we're stretching it a little jxxkkfkdlfl

[diegui @digaygui]

@formallyez like hurryyyy

[diegui @digaygui]

new dan da dan soon or i’m dying pleeek

[diegui @digaygui]

@gurreggg until our balls our shriveled

[diegui @digaygui]

men with small dogs is ladies