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@klara_sjo I rarely go outdoors any more. The whisk of getting a beating is too much.

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@DreyfusJames It's the LGBUVSPF50 community.

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@EssexPR Could the Taliban offer assurances that he definitely would be?

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@WalterVerse2 Is that better or worse than eating some cake?

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@Witkicker As if. Everyone knows Chuck Norris is responsible for the laws of nature. He just happens to agree with her.

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@jk_rowling @legaltweetz You can't have 'semantics' without 'man'.

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@Favwontmiss But then how would they be able to sell your gruff special ops stealth marine a fluorescent codpiece skin, and sparkly fairy wings, or silver pieces to turn into gold and then pay more to turn that gold into bullets for the next level?

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@piany17689 @ThePosieParker @GylesB1 @therosebudpod He's got better hair than Dawn French.

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@TheGNPE Lammy, because it's not his fault he's got the intelligence of a teapot.

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Just wanted to set the record straight.

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@cavakaggyreborn Imagine the size of that boot stamping on a human face forever.

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@DavidPGCSE Nostradamus famously wrote; Ere five cent'ries time, who dids't the rhyme thus did the cryme.

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@putey_pute You microwaved a mugful of cheese, didn't you.

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@daibach23 I recognise Noel Edmonds and George Michael, but who's the lady in the tiara?

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@Free_ByTheSea Women's brains are pink and squishy and taste like candy. Men's brains are gloss black and metallic and taste like beef barbequed in diesel.

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@thesundaysport

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@ClimateWarrior7 You're leaving it a bit late aren't you. All the shops had Banging-Pans on the shelves back in June.

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@jk_rowling I'd advise saying nothing to do with sex right now to a woman in labour. She has other things on her mind and will not appreciate being reminded of how it came to be.

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@JebraFaushay It doesn't look like it was done by kids. They'd have shot it more carelessly, just like their dad.

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@Battsby @nealasher It will affect it because as a rapey stabby pedophile you would be in danger of prosecution should you be sent back to your country of origin, and we can't have that now can we.