rachael ratcliffe

there could be some serious potential under all this hostility X

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Met a girl in the loos last night who was on a date and couldn’t remember his name. I went over and pretended to be a personal training client of hers and after a min said “I’m so sorry for cutting in I’m Rachael whats your name?” Be the ally you wanna see in the world huns x

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

@ascottparker Are these still available?

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@Sophia__212 Hi are these still available?

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Feigning devastation when someone cancels a plan you couldn’t be bothered to attend is one of my fav past times okay

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

@87878787878787G Amazing news!!!!

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So I got an Apple Watch today. Much like when I got an air fryer, I really feel like this is going to dominate my personality for some time if not forever

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

I remember years ago roasting my mum for wearing a full brown outfit and look how the tables hath turned. Now I am the one dressed like a Yule Log for work x

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Pete Davidson would absolutely clean up in Peckham

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

No matter what age you are losing yer mum in the big Tesco never gets old does it

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Worst part about being in the office again is how many things I must carry 24/7? Lunchbox, gym kit, handbag & whatever miscellaneous detritus I choose to entertain myself with! I’ve had enough of carrying things across the board. If I had it my way I’d never carry a thing again x

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Let me tell ya the rejection you get from children is so much more brutal than the rejection you get anywhere else in life. If I ask my niece for a hug & she doesn’t want to she doesn’t just say no, she’ll say something fruity like “no, not from you!!!” and run away scream crying

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Whatever happened to Christina Perri? She really got those Twilight soundtrack coins and said yeah that’s enough from me x

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Should’ve known my period would be imminent when I started to well up a bit yesterday whilst getting my nails done and listening to the words of Justin Biebers Love Yourself lol wtf

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Telling people the carpets don’t match the drapes is the height of comedy for me and I don’t see that ever changing

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

You know when it’s that windy that you have to just essentially close your eyes when walking and hope for the best

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

I love responding to work emails with please see my comments in *yellow*. You know I’m bout to go OFF!

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Putting oil on my face before bed has been a real revelation for me but let me tell you it will strip away your brow tint like nobodies business!! They really meant it when they said you can’t have your cake and eat it too x

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Mother’s Day is wild. I’m just here scrolling through my Instagram stories looking at the mums of my exes that I’ve met thinking ah yeah she was sound hope she’s well xx

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

I would really love if kinder eggs also had another mini kinder egg inside like those russian nest dolls. No pressure just something to consider xx

[rachael ratcliffe @digginforrubies]

Beyoncé has a lot to answer for because I really hate “I woke up like this” culture! Everyone looks a bit crap in the morning and that used to be quite a nice thing