dakotah noland

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

How did Dexter's parents NOT know about his secret Lab? That electric bill had to be higher than Wiz Khalifa!

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@CLuburgh yeah man he did it not to long ago lol fucking stupid haha

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@CLuburgh jus like snoop lion...Wtf?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@kierstinletitbe I'm salty that looks bad ass

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@kierstinletitbe ill buy it for 2 dolla lol

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@CLuburgh @jacobratliffe dude do it and I wanna watch lol

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@mynameiskarieee I have 11 more days wooooo!!!!! Gonna be #epic

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

A whore is like a bowling ball; she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I just saw a picture of a duck posing and doing a dumbwhitegirlface.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

A cop pulled me over and said "Papers" So I said, "Scissors. I win.", and drove off…

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Trying to complete tasks before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Hey there Delilah, What's it like up in Rack City? I see 10s and 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties, close your eyes…

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@CLuburgh AKA slothsage a sloth that like sausage

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@CLuburgh hey cross those fingers big boy I get the job woooo #nervous

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@kierstinletitbe maybe if you would call me ;) lol

[dakotah noland @diggtydak]

@UFConFox #machida spelled it wrong the first time