brigid

extremely silly and funny and goofy

[brigid @digirbparker]

mentally im here

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election

[brigid @digirbparker]

every other week billboard pulls a new white guy off the white guy printer and we're supposed to act like we care. who the hell is role model? I don't believe in that.

[brigid @digirbparker]

i wish cats could smoke cigarettes. i think they would really like that.

[brigid @digirbparker]

jeremiah better than me i would've been throwing up everywhereeee blehh bleh blehhhhhhhh

[brigid @digirbparker]

that or he's being pulled down to hell before our very eyes. woah.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

[brigid @digirbparker]

The Life of a Showgirl

[brigid @digirbparker]

fuck plankton for fucking real but also fuck some of the shit that has gone down in the krusty krab that has failed people like me and you. and more so, SpongeBob. And more so, every marginalized community in bikini bottom

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

the ferocity with which people insisted this woman was ugly throughout the 2000s is still so insane to me. i just fell to my knees

[miss chad @laurenposting]

I love dumb ass crap and even i hate La boo boo

[brigid @digirbparker]

IT SHOULDVE BEEN BOBBY FLAY

[brigid @digirbparker]

I hate that hitting someone’s car with your car real consequences. If someone pissed me off a little bit in traffic I want to be able to ram into them with my car and have it like not be a big thing.

[helena riley @freshhel]

U meet the most boring person in the world and their shirt says i got a lobotomy at home depot. u meet the most interesting person in the world and they’re wearing a visibly Marshalls blouse. thats just how it is

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

(interrupting your boring story) hey just wanna let everyone know that my turn to talk is gonna be awesome, so let’s stick it out with this clunker

[brigid @digirbparker]

this butt ass lolla lineup

[brigid @digirbparker]

do people that smoke cigarettes know that there are way cooler and funner ways to waste your money and ruin your health or are they just dumb?

[ryver @wensyves]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favourite gothic fiction about mental illness, racism, classism and dysfunctional romance is adapted into eroticized shit from butt” is terrifying. it’s possible. it's happening to me.

[brigid @digirbparker]

this is how every interaction with a stranger i’ve had for the last three months has felt

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

i know my ex wasn’t truly the love of my life because he hated grocery shopping. the love of my life is probably at the grocery store right now

[brigid @digirbparker]

why would you do this

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Opening a beaver dam

Sound on
https://t.co/gzg16jMhow

[brigid @digirbparker]

maybe i’m naive but i really didn’t think people hated women This much