tofu for brains ⓥ

every tweet on here is an admission of guilt. someone take me to jail already

[tofu for brains ⓥ @digital_mullet]

I would like to correct myself here. Bill Evans was quoting little person. Bill loved to mash em up.

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brad mehldau quoted it in Little Person (2016)

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@neoaky

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

The single most powerful image ever captured

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@LakenRayne vision board content

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80% of the blunt is in 20% of the blunt

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@joelb662 @HowThingsWork_ man’s never heard of having spare parts

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@LakenRayne just listen to “isn’t she lovely” by Stevie wonder and appreciate the soundscape for what it is. you’ll know

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stop complaining about the crying baby in the beginning of Isn’t She Lovely. it’s a masterpiece shut up

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open back headphones made me cry. now I have to relisten to every song I’ve ever heard

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@JoshuaPHilll the rainbow lights are exactly what you’d expect from a teenagers idea of a cool way to go half a mile

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2 time voter here. what can I say he gives me hope

[amanda!! @amendarkTV]

we need vermin supreme for president and im not kidding or memeing

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@kurtisconner just smoke moles out of a bong, by far the most logical way to ingest nicotine

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@Chilly_Pixie @ihatebackshots link for the depraved https://t.co/AzDeE1c8nl

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@imsecsee nah I could handle this drunk, sick, and spun. this shit is so cool. we are primates we should act like it

[SASSYMF🤸🏾‍♀️ @nylikethecity]

@taeseru Thisssss oneeee

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@Cinemark Pay him.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

happy january 6th, national trespassing day. go jogging on the airport runway, climb the radio tower, slide under the fence to get into that intriguing abandoned warehouse. america belongs to you

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now this is a tweet. they don’t make gems like this anymore

[field medic @_fieldmedic]

was just standing in a patch of sunlight practicing yoyo & as i was walking down the street this kid popped his head out of a minivan & said “i like your yoyo tricks :)” smile alert !!