Ethan Berger

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(2/2) @elonmusk
While it is a Sisyphean undertaking to have you read my Tweet, I will persist. If you do purchase Twitter, I strongly urge you to immediately hire @rfgeorgy. Georgy is one of the most powerful cultural critics of social media I know. That's it!

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(1/2) To @elonmusk,
Listen, I know you are the richest man in the world, so why would you take advice from a nobody like me. The chance of you reading my Tweet is orders of magnitude removed from reality.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

Dear @gates_mcfadden,

I cannot tell you how excited I am to hear you will be in Picard season 3. You were always my favorite!!!!!!

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

@JeriLRyan Oh my God!!!! I'm having a heart attack over here! The whole cast is coming back!

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

Dear @jaytatum0,
You are an extraordinary player and an intellectual. I recently heard you on the "The Old Man & The Three" podcast and you were brilliant! You need to write a book and I know of the perfect writer. Please message me.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(3/3) Hello @jack,
If you read Georgy's articles (simply google R.F. Georgy The Orwellian Mind), I'm sure you will want to talk to him. Please message me back so I can give you his information. Georgy actually quotes Evan Williams in his upcoming book, The Digital Wasteland.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(2/2) Hello @jack,

The reason I wrote the first Tweet was a desire to introduce you someone. R.F. Georgy, who is one of the best writers I know, is a critic of the digital Revolution. I know it is counterintuitive, but you need someone like Georgy, who is a philosopher.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(1/3) Hello @jack,

I'm a huge fan. I want to talk about Bluesky. I know you are funding this project, which I applaud you for wishing to improve social media. The reason I'm sending you a Tweet is simple. I tried and tried in vain to find an email for you. Alas, I failed.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

https://t.co/QH19JeiLUN https://t.co/tBgkgBHeyD

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

Terribly sorry @LeoDiCaprio,
This is the last Tweet. Georgy would love 5 minutes of your valuable time. Please DM me or send R.F. Georgy a message on LinkedIn. Thank you very much indeed for your time.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(2/2) @LeoDiCaprio
I wanted to introduce him, but he insisted that I respect your privacy. In addition to being a huge fan of your work, he is particularly fond of your latest, Don't Look Up. He wants to adapt Notes to film similar to, "Swimming to Cambodia."

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(1/2) Hey @LeoDiCaprio,

I was at the @Lakers game last night. I was with the African writer, R.F. Georgy, who is the author of the Pulitzer nominated novel Notes from the Cafe. We were in the Chairman's Lounge and noticed you sitting with Jeffrey Katzenberg.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

@elonmusk I wonder if Shiba is hiding somewhere inside Starbase waiting to launch. Hmm?

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

@CoinbasePro coinbase pro will not accept my limit buy order. Help!

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(2/2) Dear @missmayim,

I am asking you to please read the novel, Absolution, by the Egyptian American writer, R.F. Georgy. This novel will soon be adapted to film by one of Israel's finest directors, Eran Riklis.
https://t.co/9TOJT1Nyq3

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(1/2) Dear @missmayim,

I believe you are an extraordinary actress and a true intellectual. I recently read your views on Israel and I applaud you for your compassion towards both Israelis and Palestinians.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

@SteveKerr
I strongly recommend that you read Absolution. It's available on Amazon, simply type in R.F. Georgy. One last thing. I consider you to be a great basketball players and one of the greatest basketball coaches of all time. God bless you and your family always!!!!

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(3/3) Dear Mr. @SteveKer,
As I read the novel, I couldn't help but think of your father and his tragic murder in Beirut. The novel offers a hopeful look at the Palestinian Israeli conflict. The book will soon be adapted to film by one of Israel's leading directors, Iran Riklis.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(2/2) Dear Mr. @SteveKerr,
The message I'm sending you is about a novel by the Egyptian American author, R.F. Georgy. The novel, Absolution, is one of the most powerful, intellectually rigorous books about the Middle East that I've ever read.

[Ethan Berger @digitalage11]

(1/3) Dear @SteveKerr,
It is an honor to simply send you a tweet. The odds of you reading my tweet are close to zero, but just as Sisyphus persisted, I will send the tweet in the hope you will read it. The message I want you to read has nothing to do with basketball.