melissa

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

someone’s son made me their girlfriend <3

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

i wore makeup to work for the first time and everyone doesn’t recognize me 😅

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

[miri @eggoslug]

Why are you 29 and in a situationship. You’re going to die soon

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

i just got a random cute flashback and almost started crying 🥲 but it’s for the wrong person
I NEED TO STOP

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

i just know i’m taking a fat nap after pho tonight

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

my bf got me an ice maker and i was too tired last night to put it together 😭

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

my ex situation ship isn’t allowed to like michael jackson
I liked him first

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

@chilliyuta girl i didn’t get home until 1 after taking my mom out 😭

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

these people keep buying us drinks and i gotta drive home 😭

[Jan @janelsooo]

Ibuprofen 800 takes its job seriously every damn time

[emmy award winner @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

$52 to fill up my Honda Civic when it used to be $30 at most.

I hate that y’all really voted for this shit. y’all are part of the problem.

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

a resident at work wished me a happy mother’s day 💀
my children:

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[melissa @digitalbathh_]

omg i kinda wanna go see the michael jackson’s movie again 😂