Darcy

she/her
darce but on the world wide web 🖥 🌍
(opinions & typos are my own, not my employers)
commerce/product nerd @ H&B | co-founder @ outbound buddy

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

Happy Monday!

Since no one asked, here is hands down still one of my favourite internet rabbit holes after many years:

Fantastic 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' margarine knock offs.

Starting with a classic, if rather Yoda like, one:

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@rusticfem https://t.co/tVQP8mZYzW the second part of this is a microcosm of this. It would personally upend the peace and families of so many white women's lives to change their views or be open about their views. "It's too exhausting to keep explaining myself"

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

For additional context: I am also frantically baking cupcakes I forgot I promised to make

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

On today's episode of undiagnosed adhd, I just lost a breakfast sandwich in between heating it up and trying to eat it

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@fccview @wildtiktokss Underrated reply

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

I'm just gonna say, Barbie the stage musical is going to be a generational masterpiece

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

Or, if you prefer, "I am a full product engineer."

And this ^^^ is what we should all be trending towards. The days when you could put up your hands and protest, "I'm just a backend engineer. Get someone else to write those five lines of javascript" -- are ending.

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

I am an extremely literal person, and literally speaking, nobody can be a "full stack" engineer. The idea is a ridiculous one. There's too much stack!

But that's not what people mean when they say it. They mean, "I'm not just a frontend or backend engineer. I span boundaries."

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@bagaswastu @ShinyQuagsire This might be a dumb q I'm not as serious a techy as yal haha but why do we hate the Fitbit integration? Battery drain?

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@kempton_timothy @DeltaDad_Matt This whole thread says more to me about perceptions of outdated relationship roles than it does what love actually does to a person. Not to mention, it's pretty easy for someone without egg-driven fertility slowly expiring to be saying with their chest list this lol

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Meet live presentation feedback

[WeAreTheCity @WeAreTheCity]

@BarclaysUK Congratulations to...

🌟 Darcy Gleeson
🌟 Emily Carlson
🌟 Georgia Shaw
🌟 Hannah Crompton
🌟 Hazal Turunc
🌟 Jessie Chan
🌟 Kasia Wojciechowska
🌟 Katie Shanahan
🌟 Mei-Shiang Shen
🌟 Sarah Hill

#RisingStars100

[WeAreTheCity @WeAreTheCity]

⚡️ SHORTLIST ANNOUNCEMENT!

Meet this year's #RisingStars100 Shortlist for our Digital Category, sponsored by @BarclaysUK! 💜✨

You can show your support by voting today until 16th May 🥳

https://t.co/kucAaf7FrN

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

So incredibly honoured to be shortlisted alongside some amazing women for the @WeAreTheCity Rising Star Awards!! The Digital Category is judged but you can cast your support in the public vote and see more info here: https://t.co/8g1nGVhbFZ

[Amy Silverstein, author @ajsilverstein16]

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile:
My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon https://t.co/9ko3Eu53oK

[Abeba Birhane @Abebab]

argh!

(different generative models, similar outcome)

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@Joseph_Fasano_ But also to indulge you, this would be my quote (not a poem explicitly but feels like one to me)

"We are here on earth to fart around"

-Kurt Vonnegut

:)

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@Joseph_Fasano_ It is good! I met the man I love on hinge so I'd take it as a compliment :)

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

Twitter's ad algorithm is truly just a troll bot.

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@christress You can see Dave Ramsey's intensely religious side come out though fair warning

[Darcy @digitaldarce]

@christress Found the longer video for those that haven't seen https://t.co/7Wn44T8mUn Ur welcome