Glenn

Weapons-grade derp.

[Glenn @digitalizard]

“Unfortunately, the balance of nature decrees that a super-abundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares.”

[Glenn @digitalizard]

Kind of embarrassing how much I pay for this shit. @Verizon

[Glenn @digitalizard]

Understanding that you’ve never deserved the life you’ve always wanted is a hard thing.

[Glenn @digitalizard]

Fuck this. Like all of it.

[Norman Lear @TheNormanLear]

One of the people I love addresses the country I love. Hear him and do as he says on November 6th. Thank you for sharing @carlreiner & @robreiner.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

A woman shit on the floor of Tim Hortons when they got her order wrong and the thus far, nobody has titled the story “Horton, Here’s a Poo.”

What is wrong with the world? I’d be on it like white on rice.

[Stephen Macartney @steevmacartney]

In fairness, an empathic counsellor is pretty unethical. Constantly being at a disadvantage is no way to build trust and I'm only now realising I take #StarTrek a bit too seriously sometimes. @Marina_Sirtis

[Glenn @digitalizard]

two kinds of people on mondays https://t.co/z0A349iMAl

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

😉 https://t.co/cqittOe8mm

[Carbosly @Carbosly]

I’m unsure what part of “I’m wearing earphones” you’re not understanding, people trying to talk to me.

[_.beckx._ @beckihagen]

THIS photo.... #AnnieGriffiths #AdobeMAX

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Working with a hostile country to steal an election. https://t.co/BdlLzGgUdv

[Jason Helgerson @policywonk1]

Ha! I completely agree with @jimmykimmel and I'm the NY Medicaid Director. https://t.co/AxmVEZs7vK

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

i agree with republicans because i too want millions of people to die so that i can get revenge on Black President

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I agree that children of ppl who got to the US thru deception & violence should not be here which is why we must deport all white people

[Glenn @digitalizard]

BREAKING: Mike Pence urges lawmakers to ban phrase "naked eye".

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

The most effective tool of a liar is your desire to believe him.