pamela🇵🇸

✨ the ruling class deserve no peace ✨

[SLUG @generalslug]

was starting to type “KILL YOURSELF NOW” in response to a tweet when my fiance put his hand on my shoulder and said “i love you so much” and it stopped me

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'm the apple employee in charge of choosing a daily featured photo that'll make you want to kill yourself. AMA!

[daniel @early90spants]

lol https://t.co/FZLl2uz2EE

[pamela🇵🇸 @digitaljacobin]

so they have to find legit open jobs in a sea of scams, submit online applications that bypass ai software, go to multiple interviews for jobs with wages that won’t sustain anything resembling a dignified life, and y’all are seething about an iced coffee? look inward.

[pamela🇵🇸 @digitaljacobin]

Iced coffee discourse is i think based in young people recognizing on a molecular level that any semblance of the social contract has been obliterated and the only artifacts of it are these ultimately meaningless etiquette rules for the working class while humanity collapses.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

many of u appear to be trying to play a sophisticated game of chess while your opponent is pointing a gun at you and also pulling the trigger on the gun pretty frequently and you're being shot by the gun a lot

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

I bear no ill will for the “Muppets.”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If you can read this, the bitch fell off!!! 🏍️

[Joe Calvello @the_vello]

Mayor Mamdani and NBA Champion Jose Alvarado at the Knickerbocker Ave Puerto Rican Day parade

[rachel @rachelmillman]

just heard a FUCK TRAE YOUNG on the street

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Little Jalen Brunson on the floor of Madison Square Garden.

Dad Rick was on 3 Knicks teams including the 1999 Eastern Conference champs.

#Legacy #NewYorkForever

[pamela🇵🇸 @digitaljacobin]

NEW YORK KNICKS THIS IS REAL

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Anyone in New York City cheering for or even watching Team USA rn is a traitor and a snake. New York only, rooting for America is treason against the Knicks.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

every new york convenience store i’ve walked into tonight is fresh out of cash. “some other guy took it first” they’re all saying. “our money is that other guy’s money sorry”

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

✅
PURE PAIN TO PURE JOY I HAVE NO WORDS

OG WITH AN IMMORTAL PLAY

ONE MORE WIN FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races