Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻

I stay noided. Co-Founder of @pplscitycouncil | Host of @allvalleypod | Mely Forever. He/Him

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That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.

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@omegaboot @spectraIarrow Hmmmm maybe. I feel like there's one that frustrates me more than the others. Always hate to land on it but can't think of the name right now

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German for the day

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@ryhjaal The Krogan who is reciting poetry to his Asari gf in an attempt to get her back in ME2. Always hoped the best for them and I'm pretty sure it's confirmed in 3 that he dies and leaves her and their kid behind.

[with the truth from an ancient time 🔻 @AxumSelassie]

this was for 3 incidents. im facing charges for telling hydee feldstein soto that she would have prosecuted mlk, pressing karen bass on how much money goes to the lapd + why lapd works with ice, and confronting jim mcdonnell on lapd being the most murderous pig dept in the nation

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Saw this sign that features a person carrying around a huge parking ticket and honestly it's so poetic to me because having to remember to validate your ticket is a burden

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

Karen Bass’ LAPD is trying to get a Black man charged with section PC647c for daring to protest during the MLK parade on Martin Luther King Jr. Day

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YouTube jorts

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Making everyone wear a bald cap to my birthday party this year

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Say what you will about the Social Reckoning but there is a joke in it that made me laugh really hard and for that alone it's a 3 star movie

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I love when a company emails you about a price increase and makes it sound like it's a positive thing for you, the consumer. You get to pay more and we get to provide you with the same service that will somehow get worse even though you're paying more for it

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I love editing my own writing because then I get to get rid of The Bad Sentences.

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@Katx33 lol yeah just being a little silly guy

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Wow! Can't believe this many people also love souplantation! Anyway, I'm in the running to win some money and host a podcast on iheartradio if you nice folks wanna vote for me

https://t.co/10npZAhV4f

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If souplantation is coming back to California they should take a minute to change that fucking name. Make it something more catchy like breadgulag or chowderconcentrationcamp

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@MiddleAgedGuySD @RehabTheCrab Hey dude you should get back to tweeting about your divorce

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@bitchinihope I'm sorry, Randall. I will do better

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Radiohead

[Slick Will & The Layabouts @slayabouts]

What band is this?

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@_josiecakes_ There were also people getting mad that I was blaming AMC for it. Someone was like, "why are you only calling out amc! Talk to yardhouse about it" lmao

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Recently, I posted a TikTok about the escalator at the Burbank AMC 16 being down again and people got so mad at me for pointing that ou. They think you're not allowed to want things to work. Very bizarre. I also accidentally called it an elevator and people got mad at that, too