Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻

I stay noided. Co-Founder of @pplscitycouncil | Host of @allvalleypod | Mely Forever. He/Him

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That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.

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More like Spencer P. Rat

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I met the god particle...she's black

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The NextDoor posts would go crazy

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

Finally! LA's housing crisis is finally solved! Just got approved for a 2 bed 2 bath bracelet! Thanks @spencerpratt

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

Hate when a girl says "cum for me" during sex and it's like, do you think I'm cumming just for you? I'm cumming for the broken hearted, the downtrodden, the ones who feel like they don't belong. I cum for the everyman. Susie Homemaker, Joe Six Pack, and Bobby Teenager

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Hey bro our hangout sesh might be recorded for training purposes. Come through !

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Should have never smoked this shit. Now I think it's the first day of my life

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I know about 3,000 people who this doesn't affect

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"The cost of living has risen 106% since 2001," per FORTUNE

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Fear is the mind goblin

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Homie snapped a photo of me after riding the new D Line extension to Wilshire and La Brea. Turns out I was standing next to that dipshit Spencer Pratt

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I'm genuinely in shock. How could a jury look at the video of what happened and say the LAPD was not liable? Such a travesty. A child is dead and the people who killed her will suffer no consequences.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

#BREAKINGNEWS: A jury in a civil trial found that the Los Angeles Police Department was not liable in connection with an officer's fatal shooting of a 14-year-old girl in a Burlington store in North Hollywood.

Valentina Orellana-Peralta was shopping for Christmas clothes with her mother at a Burlington store in North Hollywood on Dec. 23, 2021, when she was struck by a bullet that had gone through the dressing room wall. https://t.co/g7pSksCzYF

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New saddest poem just dropped!

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@billbria "HE WAS DOING VERY WELL LAST NIGHT"

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@billbria "He had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes"

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They're hooking me up to this later

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@ShesKindaALot Thank you! It turned out pretty good for my first time

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Made a loaf of bread if anyone gives a shit

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Should I??

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Walked all of Wilshire Blvd yesterday and Mango came along for the ride! Can't believe he did 18 miles and still had energy after!

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Teaching my dog the important things at a young age