Darren Neimke

hockey, family, creator of @Matchlib

[Darren Neimke @digory]

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[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey Fuckface …

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Goodnight 💤🌙

[Darren Neimke @digory]

Trump is a fat effer... but what I'd love to see is that effer actually try to write a post on his own, in front of a live audience. He simply couldn't do it!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

They should livestream the removal of his name from the building - it would set records

[Darren Neimke @digory]

A wealthy nation, led by a dictator who represents his 1% of tech Oligarchs.

Can the USA come back from here!?

[Crazy Fenak @CrazyFenaker]

A surprisingly accurate rendering.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

FUCK YOU, @CBS.

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@karolineleavitt Praise be

[The Lincoln Project Advocacy @LPAdvocacy]

Sure, Donald.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great talking to Stephen and the inspiring young people we’ve worked with at the @ObamaFoundation on the @ColbertLateShow.

When the Obama Presidential Center opens this June 19, my hope is that this will be a place where people can come together to meet, learn, and work with each other to create change in their communities. Learn more at https://t.co/ahkDMKalIn.

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Accurate

[Darren Neimke @digory]

This guy is an f-wit.

To any future USA border patrol people who might be presenting me with this tweet and telling me it excludes me from entering the US... if that's the case, fine!

Trump is an effing dud. The end!

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

If a homeless person on a street corner told you this story, you'd give them $5 and tell them to seek help.

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES COMPLETELY MAKING SHIT UP:

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@ArtCandee buffoon!

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@AntiTrumpCanada effer 🤬💩

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@berningman16 Barron also gives off a lot of Jared vibes... 🤔

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@adamscochran Is that Jared or Barron. They have a lot of similar attributes... 🤔

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@The_Real_ITDUDE Low energy Donnie

[Darren Neimke @digory]

@nypost Barron Trump gives off solid Jared Kushner vibes. DNA test?