MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈

its time to make
the chimi— fuckin’—changas.

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

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[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀goodnight to all the sexy, super strong, super amazing bastards out there ( aka me ) and everyone else i guess

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[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

/ putting my little luna snowflake on my cyclops cause he cant survive the slightest tickle if i look away and seeing him survive and get brave enough to go into the front line i just go awww so cute! so cute! its like i gave birth i felt so maternal

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i just have to shut up and act like i don’t care i got this

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

whoever has my voodoo doll stop putting so much poop in its butt

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

hey so this hurts

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

The Suicidal Ideation in me sees the Suicidal Ideation in you Dawg

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

/ okay whatever funs over

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

/ spiderpool is infiltrating my fyp and i cant stop it

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

/ THIS ARTIST HAHA

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

https://t.co/vPLj8d2GYW

[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝙩hreads.
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀I. writer

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[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

/ paw on window…

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀little weird coming from me— but you’re late. ”

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[MAX١MUM ⁀EFFORT ◡̈ @dihpool]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀red thumb flips through the faulty folder in hand, a debriefing mission weasel seemed to have very little intel on. usually the merc would just wing it and improv, but one of the core necessities was to meet

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[𝓢𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝓡𝐚𝐳𝐨𝐫 𝓔𝐲𝐞𝐬 @TheRedHellhound]

Her driver opened the door as she’d stepped out and walked a bit giving him a nod a little to get him to go back in the car. Ales was her long coat and a red dress.

“ Hmm this is wear I’m supposed to meet someone “

( aka the the reader )

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀up with someone on the name of… wait flip back a few pages, what was their name—

he has no time though, crisp heels and clasp of the car door catches his attention. must’ve been her.

“ y’know, this is a

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[ُ @grnte]

never underestimate me, bitch.

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

weirding me out? more like turning me on