sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩

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[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

anyone in socal looking for friends :3 or wtv this is just performative rly

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

boy best friends that happen to also slut each other out

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

mfs will be like “i can’t drink like i used to” and then they be 20 like

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

how am i gonna lug 2 checked bags, a carry on, and a personal item across lax by myself…

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

do i look like i bite

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

@ligmabonds BYEEEEEEEEE

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

can we queen out together but like romantically

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

we really are in a literacy crisis bc why did i see three people use the wrong who’s/whose

[John 🩵 @lunchboxfiend]

going to the pokémon museum today-shaving just in case

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

i get that a lot of people have air fryers but come on, im not eating a fucking flaccid hot pocket when im in a place that doesnt have one

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

idk i feel like whoever decided to remove the crisping pouch from hot pockets needs to be shot or something

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

fuck me

[Elias 🫠 @bburrito15]

I could go for some CNC or butter pecan ice cream right now

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

and i mean that not in a way to emphasize a false sense of relevance btw

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

i had to change my @ bc the shit i post here is so not the sylvyex brand omfg…

[kid @pleasuremybody_]

Calling him “good boy” while he’s casually doing things just to fluster him.

[L @mnchies]

the person that is meant for u also loves pokemon

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

i say this as a d1 hater but i don’t like when people are unnecessarily mean it makes me feel ickyyyyy. like at least say stuff like that in private or something

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

i feel super flattered when someone who doesn’t have signals on hinge actually messages back im so easy omg

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

he ask me what’s the move, i said in and out of me tf

[sylveon ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩 @dihscoboy]

5’10 this 6’4 that well what about a 5’6 androgynous bitch